Eser Turan

Imagine your neighbor invades a huge part of your property one night, beating you to a pulp, the very week your brother survives a brutal accident, hospitalized in a comatose state. 

You approach authorities to regain your property, but the law enforcement disappoints you. You take the issue to court but the real estate mafia threatens and bribes all involved. After three decades of a legal quagmire, you start to fight to reclaim your land with your deed in hand.

This sums up the case for Azerbaijan's suffering in the 1990s, when Armenia illegally occupied 20% of Azerbaijan’s sovereign territory, known as the Nagorno-Karabakh, ruling it under a legal-sounding 'Republic of Artsakh' title, in an attempt to make the occupation look like a heroic act of liberation.

The Armenians killed 26,000 and expelled 800,000 Azeris, making the conflict a horrific case of ethnic cleansing. Paradoxically they committed these crimes while expecting the world to respect their supposed genocide suffering, which history proves to be an exaggeration of WWI casualties redefined to invade Eastern Turkey.

The double standard on the genocide conundrum makes Nagorno-Karabakh a litmus test on the Armenian reality, one filled with lies and deceit, witnessed in their crafty redefinition of 'mutual massacres' as 'genocide'. 

As sinister and sly as it is, using victimization techniques to gain support and become the villain is the definition of 'smart' for Armenians. Proud of their mental ability to brand crimes as rights, vice as virtue, and lies as truth, Armenians have a horrible habit of dealing with the devil and posing as angels.

Forming terror organizations and raiding Anatolia as Russian ploys to dismantle the Ottoman Empire, the heinous crimes committed by the Armenians against Turks over the past 150 years is at such an unsurmisable level that no country on earth can relate to the Turkish pain.

The history of Armenian atrocities experienced during the 624-year history of the Ottoman Empire is so detailed that in today's world the closest approximation is only possible by drawing analogies and comparisons on the 244-year history of the United States.  

So, when we mention 'Armenian Revolt' for example, we refer to a situation that translates to today's U.S. as something like the American Jews, regardless of their power in the Senate, getting seduced by Russian-backed hopes to believe that "it is time to have a country of their own".

The rebellion would be launched by the rich Jewish-American elite, led by a famous Jewish character like Hollywood bigwig Steven Spielberg, supported by famous Judeophiliac celebrities such as Helen Mirren and the like. They would be leading a silent revolt, organizing secret cult meetings to program followers to rally masses towards a brutal criticism of the American system on social media networks. The revolt would be based on a spin-off of the 'self-interest' concept introduced by the famous Jewish-Russian immigrant Ayn Rand's objectivism so that their vicious acts would have philosophical backing.

The next phase would be to organize mass media rants on the country's "never-ending financial crisis", which they would argue is an indication of an unpronounced collapse, a justification of a 'kill-or-die' case for all, sordid enough to catapult the financing of militia-looking-terrorists (likely to be outsourced to Armenian-Americans) to raid towns across the country simultaneously.

Once decades of constant chaos and infighting are underway, the countrywide terror would set the scene for the Chinese-Russian-Iranian-Pakistani-Afghani pact to invade, launching a WWIII of sorts on the continental US. Then it would be time for some 'United No More' campaign that would make it quite lucrative for the governors of all 52 states to declare independence and "write history" as presidents.

After four years of fighting and millions of casualties, the Americans would eventually launch an independence war led by a holier-than-thou, "God-sent" Jewish convert surprisingly surviving all betrayals and assassinations but fancying a dismantled version of the US. As neighboring states agree on becoming eternal frenemies, the revolting Jews would be busy building their own nation, some 'BosWash Republic' on the wreckage of the NorthEast.

So far, this approximates the first 50 years. The next 100 years would have the BosWashians using their power in global media to launch a 'genocide claims' operation worldwide over their WWIII casualties, rebranding the fallen terrorists as 'genocide victims', to grant UN-backed rights to occupy the East Coast. 

While that smear campaign takes leaps with bribed countries and threatened celebrities around the world declaring shotgun support, they would finance dozens of serial assassinations on diplomats from the West Coast states, to make sure that their smear campaign will not be debunked.

And when that gets old, they would organize coups in rivaling states, hang local heroes, and go back to their militia-looking-terrorists-raiding-towns plan, designing bizarre bandit profiles grouped under stupid acronyms to reason the supposed "grassroots gathering" and "branching off" of the "rebellion for the liberation of the abused minorities" to justify a 40-year terror campaign set to camouflage a highly profitable coke-trading industry financing BosWashian economy. 

In this scenario, New York and the surrounding states would approximate Armenia, while Chicago and Northern States would approximate Azerbaijan. The approximation of Nagorno Karabakh would be more like Michigan, invaded by BosWashians for 29 years, waiting to be liberated. 

As this quick example conveys, the obnoxious Armenian mess is so hellish that the International Turkish community is deeply entrenched in the Azerbaijani suffering. In full support of the Azeri cause, we dedicate this issue of Turkuaz to highlight the Azerbaijani brilliance: 

The musical genius of father-daughter Mustafa Zadehs will delight you and the success story of Adil Baguirov will make you proud. The championships of the exiled Azeri football club Qarabag Agdam will give you chills while the grandeur of Mangal Steak House will motivate you to plan a trip to Baku, using Senay Akkurt's travel tips. 

Praying for Nagorno-Karabakh and wishing Azerbaijan a great victory, let us all keep a close watch on the news. Times are definitely changing.

Eser Turan
Founding Editor